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New E-Peen(tm) Length System

Previously, everyone’s E-Peen(tm) length was relative to the leader. What this meant was that there was one user with a 13″ peen, and everyone else’s scores would be scaled against it. It was good on paper, but people hated it. There were multiple discussions about how bad it was, so yesterday I changed it.

In the new system, each E-Peen(tm) you earned contributes to a potentially unlimited length. It will never go down.

Unfortunately, people hated the scale of the new system. It meant their 8″ peens went down to 3″. This was to be expected, but after a few suggestions I changed it so that everyone starts with a minimum length of 3″, and then people were pretty happy!

I went to bed, then woke up and realized the rollover code still had the old calculation, and everyone had 3″ chopped off again. I just fixed it.

So yes, going forward: Your E-Peen(tm) has no limit to its potential length. It will never shrink, only grow.


Written by eviltrout

December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

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  1. This is how epeen should be imo. Getting ludicrous 20 inch peens is awesome


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  2. I completely agree. Woo unlimo-peen.



    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  3. You know, I do like the new system a lot (a *LOT*) more than the old system, and even more so than the original "counting" system.

    The only remaining problem I’ve got is with the way e-peens seem to be "length"’d. Now you’ve got one more thing to work on balancing! I’ve worked my ass off for peens in this game so far, and so far I only ended up with a 3" peen yesterday. Streak peen, medal peen, unique peens, and I barely got anything to show for it.

    I’d think the mad-ridiculous 20" peens would come for the tiny handful of people (like PDB and Fran) that’ve done everyfuckingthing, and the average would be 10"-13" for completing Ep. 1 and Ep. 2, fully streaked all forums, basically done everything that "can be done". Then the unique peens would be added to that, so on and so forth.

    Also, to get your first 3", just set the class-specific peens at 3", you don’t have to set the code to actually say "3 inches" to start with. You know, Order of the Brown Starfish or Late Yak Sectarian. Then you don’t need to worry about hackish code setting lengths weird. 😉

    Just my $0.02 😛


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  4. It was startling to see this morning (Oh my, 1.14 inches!) but after reading it over, I believe that this system is considerably more fair. Approve’d.


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  5. I think something needs to be done to keep things a little inline with a statement I saw somewhere about the first six inches of e-peen being easy, and being harder to get after that.

    There needs to be some kind of scaling, where the base length from each e-peen you earn contributes more the further the length is below 6", and contributes more the higher it is above 6". Ridiculous peens would still be possible, but there’d be a bit of a tapering-off point.

    Also, I don’t know if different peens are contributing different amounts at this point, but I think that while the easy-to-get peens need to be worth a noticeable amount, hard-to-achieve or extremely unique peens need to contribute a lot.. while maybe some you-had-to-have-been-there peens need to contribute much less, so while having been around for a while gets you ahead of everyone else, a newcomer that actually pulls off some hard things could manage to get somewhere.


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  6. Wuteva. FalconFail, don’t get so butthurt.


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  7. This system is p gay, imo.


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  8. Honestly, I don’t know enough (err, care enough) about the e-peen system to comment on the dynamics of the changes, (other than I generally like them) but I do have to give you major props for acknowledging and doing something proactive about a system that many of your players dislike. That’s become quite the rare thing in the business world these days.


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  9. the e-peen length is still in inches instead of metric system!


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  10. H€IL €UROPA


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  11. Fuck this new system.


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  12. My e-peen shortened an inch. Is that supposed to happen? D:


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  13. so 3" is minimum?
    my IRL one is shorter than that 😦


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  14. The had to been there peens should be the longest ^_^.

    Being there went shit went down is worth more on forums when it’s something of note to the community.


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  15. All these fixes for peenwhores so they can continue ruining the game by being morons, and still no "The Bobbit" prank to maliciously disfigure people’s peens at the cost of BP.

    BorumWarz. Live it. Love it.


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  16. So my 6.46 or what ever e-peen shrinks to 4 something even after I gain e-peen. That’s just great…


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  17. woohoo, fight MUAH

    Wii o/

    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  18. At what length will we get the ability to ejaculate all over bad flamebate posts with our E-Peens?


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  19. my gigantic peen is gigantic. (in game and irl)


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  20. I still don’t like that E-Peen length thingy.
    E-Peen count was much simpler and better.

    Jazz Ad

    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  21. I LOVE how morons who doesn’t care about the game says that us, the people who actually care about the game, are ruining it.

    Guess what, go fuck yourself. If you don’t like the game, just leave, don’t worry you won’t be missed.

    As for the system, good change.


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  22. Thank you for freeing me of the burden of having such a large penis. Now Asian prostitutes don’t run away screaming "GODZIRRA" whenever I remove my boxers.

    Gr8 1

    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

  23. my penis is full, haha


    December 12, 2008 at 3:46 PM

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