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E-Peen(tm) Length

We’ve changed your E-Peen(tm) count to be an E-Peen(tm) length.

It’s a much more interesting way of tallying your E-Peen(tm), since not every E-Peen(tm) is created equal.

In general, E-Peen(tm) that are harder to obtain increase your E-Peen(tm) length by more than those that are easy to get.

Your E-Peen(tm) length is a value in inches less than 13″ — the first 6″ is really easy to earn, the next 7″ are much more difficult to pick up.

The length is calculated nightly based on all the E-Peen(tm) that are in circulation. As more E-Peen(tm) are added to the system, it automatically adjusts everyones length to take it into account.

Check out how well you fare. I’m a respectable 7.23″!


Written by eviltrout

November 5, 2008 at 9:23 PM

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  1. 9.91" baby. wondering how much chai will affect it, maybe put it over to 10"

    did you hear Pickled Dickbutt’s is more than 15"?


    November 5, 2008 at 9:23 PM

  2. ever heard of the metric system?
    I thought you guys in Canada used S.I. units


    November 5, 2008 at 9:23 PM

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