Episode 2: Release Date
So after many many months of work, we’re delighted to announce that Forumwarz Episode 2 will be released on October 15th.
People who purchase Episode 2 will get:
- A hilarious new storyline
- 21 new forums to pwn
- Brand new stores with shiny new equipment and consumables
- Many conversations with new and existing NPCs
- New and exciting puzzles, quests
- Class-specific missions
- A long and detailed text adventure game from flamebate superstar BirdOfPrey
- Boss battles
- A cool new way to interact with NPCs
- A new avatar for the character of your choice
All players will get:
- The job board (our random quest generator)
- Access to two new player classes (Hacker and Permanoob)
- A new level cap of 35
- New character upgrades
- Brand new junk items designed by our community
- A cool new unannounced gameplay feature
Pre-ordering
You asked for it, and we delivered it!
You can pre-order Episode 2 now for 7 brownie points. If you pre-order, you will get a special E-Peen(tm) that will only be available until Episode 2 is released.
Official Forumwarz Blog 
Boss battles and a multiple-fold higher level cap? Damn, this is tuning into the massively single-player adventure I’ve read… somewhere… here?… about. Agh, need to get a job, and then get the Gold package (for ‘peen! Oh, and more characters to rummage through all this with). Nice, safe, middle-of-the-month release date, right between when I would catch my last big in Animal Crossing (for my main guy, anyway) and when I’d have to dole candy out the badly costumed rugrats.
To a smooth launch! *taps glass*
TJF588
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM
<reads bottom of blog post>
Wait, a preorder ‘peen?! Well, then, I might just splurge on a lesser BP pack. Also: bah on asterisks =ing bold.
TJF588@gmail.com
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Congrats on a release date! I’m super excited to see the new episode. Good luck with the launch!
Clackling
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Great news. Cheers ET!
Laguna
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Awesome. I pre-ordered this episode as soon as I saw it was avalible.
One question though: If we make new characters before EP2 launch, will they get the peen too? Or is it a one time only thing?
King Krimson
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM
what the fuck are you telling me that cheap bastards get shit too
god DAMN that was a waste of 7 bps i was never going ot use
Veer
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Boss battles made it in?! YESH! (does a little dance)
This’ll be worth the ten bucks I’ll spend. BTW, Why level 35 instead of an even number like 30 or 40?
Lem_Gambino
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM
If I create a new character after I bought the pre-order, will it get the E-Peen automatically?
Travalgar
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Is there any plan to increase the inventory item limit so that we can collect this new junk? I’d be willing to pay BP for more inventory space.
wicked
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM
@wicked, it’s been increased by a huge amount. I forget the new limit but you should be happy 🙂
Evil Trout
September 24, 2008 at 4:52 PM