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I can’t believe I just wrote “galore” but it’s late at night and I’m exhausted. Without further ado:

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Our current build is Hall of Faded Fame:

The Hall of Faded Fame (HOFF) is a meeting place for all those celebrities no one celebrates any longer. One hit wonders, grown up child actors and bestseller authors under writer’s block – here they gather to exchange stories of their bygone days in the limelight and mourn about the ingratitude of their former fans.