Length

Previously, everyone’s E-Peen(tm) length was relative to the leader. What this meant was that there was one user with a 13" peen, and everyone else’s scores would be scaled against it. It was good on paper, but people hated it. There were multiple discussions about how bad it was, so yesterday I changed it. In the new system, each E-Peen(tm) you earned contributes to a potentially unlimited length. It will never go down. ...

We’ve changed your E-Peen(tm) count to be an E-Peen(tm) length. It’s a much more interesting way of tallying your E-Peen(tm), since not every E-Peen(tm) is created equal. In general, E-Peen(tm) that are harder to obtain increase your E-Peen(tm) length by more than those that are easy to get. Your E-Peen(tm) length is a value in inches less than 13" – the first 6" is really easy to earn, the next 7" are much more difficult to pick up. ...