Forumwarz Apprentice: It's nothing personal. It's just bootyhurt.

Jalapeno Bootyhole is looking for a summer intern: a brilliant, talented wordsmith whom he can mold into the next great writer of online parody role-playing games — a very in-demand career choice, we might add. Does this sound appealing? Check out the ridiculously long application on our Flamebate boards and then decide if it’s right for you! This could be a fantastic opportunity and a chance to help make Episode 3 even more awesome than we assume it will be. Good luck to all applicants! ...

April 29, 2009 · 1 min · eviltrout

We're looking for a @good programmer!

We’re interested in hiring a junior programmer to work with us in developing a new product that will become a part of the Forumwarz mythology. Does this sound like you? You are creative, have a sense of humor and are a fan of Forumwarz. (In other words, you have awful taste.) You should have at least 1-2 years of web development experience, although not necessarily for a huge corporation. We are fans of geek cred, self-starters and quick learners. ...

April 1, 2008 · 2 min · eviltrout