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Something Lawful

I just published our latest forum buiild, Something Lawful!

Here’s the description:

The Something Lawful forums allow litigious web surfers to procure legal advice from the internet’s top attorneys. Learn how to sue someone via AIM! How to subpoena someone through email! What can the verdict of Tubgirl v. Starwars Geek do for you? Find out today!

Next week’s forum is the incredibly bizarre Dolphin Love:

Do you like dolphins? What about whales? Come discuss your favorite Cetaceans with us! Post beautiful pictures of Duskys, Orcas, Bottlenoses and more in our friendly forums. Dolphins are so beautiful and graceful. I love them so much, and so should you. If you don’t love dolphins, come in anyway, and see what you’re missing. Dolphins have prehensile penises! HOW HOT IS THAT?!

Written by eviltrout

May 19, 2008 at 12:28 AM

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PrayPal (and way more Flezz!)

We’ve just launched our latest forum build, PrayPal:

Do you believe in a higher power? Do you have friends or family who don’t? With PrayPal, now you can change that! PrayPal is the revolutionary new feature that allows you to electronically send your faith to those heathens who won’t convert! Welcome to the official forums of PrayPal, where you can come and share your experiences, ask for help, or just send us more money for our faulty service!

Our next build is Something Lawful:

The Something Lawful forums allow litigious web surfers to procure legal advice from the internet’s top attorneys. Learn how to sue someone via AIM! How to subpoena someone through email! What can the verdict of Tubgirl v. Starwars Geek do for you? Find out today!

Bonus Flezz

I decided to give huge Flezz rewards to people who built PrayPal, and I’ll keep them up for one more week on SomethingLawful. If you are saving for the elusive Defaced Mona Lisa item, now is your chance to shine!

Written by eviltrout

May 12, 2008 at 1:15 AM

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Second Wife + Some updates

Our new Build is Published!

Second Wife is a 3D virtual world where users can socialize, connect and marry multiple times using voice and chat. Join one of many user-created communes where you can specialize in gardening, animal husbandry, textile crafts, child-rearing, and spouse-swapping. Membership requires registration and a monthly tithe of 10% of your income.

Second Wife is a bit of a challenge forum. You’ll find it much more difficult than any of the other forums in Episode 1.

Our next forum is PrayPal!

Do you believe in a higher power? Do you have friends or family who don’t? With PrayPal, now you can change that! PrayPal is the revolutionary new feature that allows you to electronically send your faith to those heathens who won’t convert! Welcome to the official forums of PrayPal, where you can come and share your experiences, ask for help, or just send us more money for our faulty service!

New Stuff

  • The klan invitations have been split onto their own paginated tab, thanks to klan who had over 2,000 invites and was breaking the site!

Bug Fixes

  • Fixed a bug where consuming your second last item would prevent you from consuming your last item.
  • Signatures now have a max of 1,024 characters.
  • Images in posts have a maximum height of 600px

Written by eviltrout

May 6, 2008 at 1:30 PM

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New word types for that @ss

We messed around and added a crapload of new word types this morning, based on user input:

@pronoun_objective: you, me, it

@pronoun_subjective: him, her

@orifice: vagina, urethra, bellybutton

@addiction: alcoholism, compulsive overeating, problem gambling

@disabled: crippled, maimed

@bodily_fluid: blood, pus, semen, bile, urine

@vermin: rat, cockroach, midget

@pet: cat, dog, weasel

@dirty_sanchez: Angel Kiss, Icy Mike, Hot Karl, Pasadena Mudslide

@cut: slice, slash, gash

@band_metal: Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, A Perfect Circle

@toilet: crapper, honey bucket, can

@fruit: (figure it out)

These have also been added since the last announcement:

@cold, @life, @organ, @street, @geek, @st_type, @precious_metal, @news_anchor, @classical_musician, @toy, @theme_park, @combat_unit, @terrorist_group, @modern_war, @search_engine, @gun

Have fun!

Written by eviltrout

May 3, 2008 at 4:44 PM

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Homicide Girls and one small thing

We’ve just published Homicide Girls:

Homicide girls is the internet’s #1 source of terrifying BDSM with gorgeous Goths. Are you hot for hack saw porn? Does the thought of a girl beating you unconscious with a rusty chain saw turn you on? Thousands of sexy ways to die are waiting just for you.

Our next build will be Second Wife:

Second Wife is a 3D virtual world where users can socialize, connect and marry multiple times using voice and chat. Join one of many user-created communes where you can specialize in gardening, animal husbandry, textile crafts, child-rearing, and spouse-swapping. Membership requires registration and a monthly tithe of 10% of your income.

Small Update

You can no longer “re-roll” the number of threads given to you in a forum. See this thread for details.

Written by eviltrout

April 28, 2008 at 2:23 AM

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Wiccapedia

Sorry this announcement is a couple of days late, but we’ve launched our latest forum build, Wiccapedia.

The free occult encyclopaedia. Research the latest rituals! Check the news on the health of everyone and their dog! Replace the High Priestess’s picture with Darth Vader! If you want to read innacurate information about Wicca, this is the site for you.

Our next build will be HowStuffBreaks.

Written by eviltrout

April 8, 2008 at 3:40 PM

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This Week’s Build: The Urbane Dictionary

I just published last week’s new ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA build: The Urbane Dictionary.

This build is notable for several reasons:

1) It’s the second week we’ve done restricted submissions: so far the trend is good! Last week all submissions averaged -3 votes. This week they averaged 6!

2) Consequently, I think it was a lot funnier as a result. There’s some AAA material in there!

3) It’s also our 24h forum, unlocking the new Veado E-Peen(tm)!.

Written by eviltrout

March 24, 2008 at 1:34 AM

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DeviousArtists

Today I launched our latest ForumBuildr v2.0 Beta forum, DeviousArtists. This was the first week where we tried limiting ForumBuildr submissions and I think the quality stayed high!

Be sure to check it out!

Written by eviltrout

March 17, 2008 at 3:03 AM

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YouBoob Launched!

We just launched YouBoob, the latest community built forum in the world of Forumwarz. Some contributions shocked me by getting hundreds of votes each, and I think the end product is quite lolsworthy. Also, check out the awesome logo from Xoey:

Xoey did a great job mixing the mythology of Forumwarz into the parody of an existing site :)

Our new Build has been selected. We’re doing:

Fathers Against Pornography

The rise of pornography on the Internet and popular media has made many things hard. Fathers Against Pornography (FAP) is here help men take matters into their own hands and combat the pressures brought on by pornography. Bikini model selling beer? FAP is here! Naked women behind every mouse click? FAP! 10 second clip of an alien butt in a video game? FAP!

Written by eviltrout

March 3, 2008 at 2:24 AM

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