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Girls Advocating Sexual Purity

It’s that time of week again! We’ve just launched Girls Advocating Sexual Purity:

With all the temptations facing girls today, isn’t it good to know that at GASP, we provide a safe outlet for girls? All GASP girls must sign a virginity pledge to participate on our forums, so you know that when you’re chatting with a GASP girl, you’re really talking to a pure, inexperienced virgin. We discuss how difficult it can be to hold back when a boy holds you close, and all the things you can do to alleviate that tension. If you’re a virgin, we really want you at GASP!

Thanks to everyone who helped create this awesome forum. Next week’s build will be Obscure Phobia Support Boards:

Are you deathly afraid of balloons, or the number 13? Are you so afraid of vomiting that it makes you sick to your stomach? Whether you’re Verbophobic, Coimetrophobic, Methyphobic, or any other sort of phobic, you don’t have to suffer alone. Here at the OPSB you will not be judged or made fun of for your fears, you will be accepted as one of the family. (disregard if you are afraid of families.)

Written by eviltrout

June 30, 2008 at 7:19 PM

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Rage Against the Moderators!

We’ve just published our latest build, Rage Against the Moderators:

How many times has this happened to you: You are in the middle of a heated discussion defending your position on furry porn, and the forum moderator BANS YOU for posting a shitty thread! Are you tired of taking it in the ass from your favorite forum’s mods? Tired of constantly having to buy back your account? Share you horror stories with us and together we will STICK IT TO THE MODS. Fuck those guys…

Pretty funny stuff! Next week’s build will be Girls Advocating Sexual Purity!

With all the temptations facing girls today, isn’t it good to know that at GASP, we provide a safe outlet for girls? All GASP girls must sign a virginity pledge to participate on our forums, so you know that when you’re chatting with a GASP girl, you’re really talking to a pure, inexperienced virgin. We discuss how difficult it can be to hold back when a boy holds you close, and all the things you can do to alleviate that tension. If you’re a virgin, we really want you at GASP!

Written by eviltrout

June 23, 2008 at 2:59 PM

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Faux News

On Sunday night we launched our latest forum build, [b]Faux News[/b].

Tired of being spoonfed lies by the liberal media? Then come join Faux News, where we discuss the truth! The infallible truth, told to us by rich old men. After all, history is written by the victors!

It’s our 36th forum in the game, so we’ve also added A new E-Peen(tm) to celebrate. The name for this one was actually suggested to us by Big Brother! Thanks for that.

Some people noticed that the forum was completely blank at first. This is because Invariel‘s winning stylesheet was blank. Obviously I couldn’t let a blank forum survive forever so today I’ve made it visible, but to celebrate his win I left it that way for over a day.

Our next build is RAtM: Rage Against the Moderators, (which has a very similar acronym to an upcoming forum in episode 2!). Here’s the description:

How many times has this happened to you: You are in the middle of a heated discussion defending your position on furry porn, and the forum moderator BANS YOU for posting a shitty thread! Are you tired of taking it in the ass from your favorite forum’s mods? Tired of constantly having to buy back your account? Share you horror stories with us and together we will STICK IT TO THE MODS. Fuck those guys…

Written by eviltrout

June 17, 2008 at 9:11 PM

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Internet Movie DoucheBags

We’ve just launched our latest build, Internet Movie DoucheBags:

Do you constantly argue about movies? Is your ego directly correlated with other people’s opinions of your favorite film? If so, you’ll find yourself at home among the Internet Movie DoucheBags (IMDB). Mock the tastes of your obviously misguided companions, nitpick every detail of movies that most people only bothered to watch once, trade inane celebrity gossip, and use pretentious film-school terms to defend the movies you like.

Thanks to everyone who contributed this week! Next week’s forum will be Faux News:

Tired of being spoonfed lies by the liberal media? Then come join Faux News, where we discuss the truth! The infallible truth, told to us by rich old men. After all, history is written by the victors!

Written by eviltrout

June 9, 2008 at 1:50 AM

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ForumBuildr Stuff!

I’ve just published our latest forum build, Great Firewall of China. It is incredibly hard to beat. I figured that we have more than enough existing community forums to cover the regular spread of difficulty, why not bring it up a notch and see how you guys do?

I will give out E-Peen(tm) to anyone who beats it before Episode 2 is launched. It’s that hard!

Here’s the description of the forum:

Sorry excellent friends of the hallowed chairman! You no access internets because we despise capitalist spears of effluence! No googles! No Yahoos! No journalisms! Very Limited Porn Video Movies! All your intarnets are belong to our massive firewall! You not allowed trying go around wall reaching many other nonlegal webcities. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSTITUTED.

Our next forum will be Internet Movie DoucheBags

Do you constantly argue about movies? Is your ego directly correlated with other people’s opinions of your favorite film? If so, you’ll find yourself at home among the Internet Movie DoucheBags (IMDB). Mock the tastes of your obviously misguided companions, nitpick every detail of movies that most people only bothered to watch once, trade inane celebrity gossip, and use pretentious film-school terms to defend the movies you like.

One more thing…

Jalapeno Bootyhole just added over 70 new avatars to ForumBuildr. Should make the enemies slightly more exciting eh?

Written by eviltrout

June 2, 2008 at 2:09 AM

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Our Strangest Forum Build ever?

I just published Dolphin Love, and I think it’s the strangest forum we’ve ever built. Here’s the description:

Do you like dolphins? What about whales? Come discuss your favorite Cetaceans with us! Post beautiful pictures of Duskys, Orcas, Bottlenoses and more in our friendly forums. Dolphins are so beautiful and graceful. I love them so much, and so should you. If you don’t love dolphins, come in anyway, and see what you’re missing. Dolphins have prehensile penises! HOW HOT IS THAT?!

Next week’s build will be Great Firewall of China:

Sorry excellent friends of the hallowed chairman! You no access internets because we despise capitalist spears of effluence! No googles! No Yahoos! No journalisms! Very Limited Porn Video Movies! All your intarnets are belong to our massive firewall! You not allowed trying go around wall reaching many other nonlegal webcities. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSTITUTED.

Also, new ForumBuildr tools!

We’ve upgraded ForumBuildr a bit for our Episode 2 development and we figured we’d pass the new features on to to you guys right away since they seem pretty stable!

There are two new modifiers you can apply to words. One is ::s, and it makes a word type plural. So:

@penis::s would produce “pork swords” or “penises” depending on the random word. It’s better than just appending an “s” at the end since it will properly do the “es” where appropriate.

The second is ::ing, which gives you the present participle of a word type. This is usually the same as adding on “ing” to the end, but again it’s more clever about it.

@vomit::ing would produce “barfing” for example.

Finally, we have [nl] which can be used to insert new lines into posts.

Have fun with them guys!

Written by eviltrout

May 26, 2008 at 1:53 AM

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Something Lawful

I just published our latest forum buiild, Something Lawful!

Here’s the description:

The Something Lawful forums allow litigious web surfers to procure legal advice from the internet’s top attorneys. Learn how to sue someone via AIM! How to subpoena someone through email! What can the verdict of Tubgirl v. Starwars Geek do for you? Find out today!

Next week’s forum is the incredibly bizarre Dolphin Love:

Do you like dolphins? What about whales? Come discuss your favorite Cetaceans with us! Post beautiful pictures of Duskys, Orcas, Bottlenoses and more in our friendly forums. Dolphins are so beautiful and graceful. I love them so much, and so should you. If you don’t love dolphins, come in anyway, and see what you’re missing. Dolphins have prehensile penises! HOW HOT IS THAT?!

Written by eviltrout

May 19, 2008 at 12:28 AM

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