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For a limited time, we’re offering Episodes 2 and 3 together in a package for 150 Brownie Points! That’s a savings of 50 Brownie Points versus buying them individually, and means you can now pick up both Episodes for under $15. The feedback for Episode 3 has been phenomenal so far, so be sure to take advantage of this sale while it lasts! Log in, and check out your Support Us tab for more information. ...

February 17, 2010 · 1 min · eviltrout

Objection!

When Waxy sent me this link the other day, I knew he was right. One important lesson I learned about game design in the last year is that sometimes what seems fun to you internally is not always as fun to other people. Also, it’s really hard to predict what will frustrate users and what won’t! I know for a fact that some people love the extended introduction sequence to Forumwarz Episode 2, butI have heard from others that it was tedious. They found the middle segment too difficult (even though we made it considerably easier after the Beta!) and just wanted to get on with the pwning of forums. ...

October 20, 2008 · 2 min · eviltrout

ForumBuildr extended by a week

Okay, I was bound to screw up something major with the release of Episode 2. Unfortunately, while merging the previous weeks’ madlibs into Episode 2, I accidentally deleted all the madlibs that were submitted for the current forum build. I’m really sorry about this, but I can’t bring them back from the dead. Because this will certainly leave us without enough material for a build, I’ve extended the deadline by a week. Additionally, I’ve reset everyones submission count, so you can submit more entries to make up for the ones that got lost. ...

October 17, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Episode 2 is Live!

We launched Episode 2 last night to thousands of users hitting the F5 buttons on their browsers. It first it was a little rocky but it’s a lot smoother now. You may notice some lag in spurts. Generally it shouldn’t delay you more than a few seconds, but we are monitoring things and will add more servers if necessary to keep up with the load past the intial spike. We accidentally sent out new visits twice today! Consider it a present from us related to Episode 2, also to make up for any issues that are interfering with your gameplay. ...

October 17, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Almost... there!

So here we are, just 3 days away from the launch of Forumwarz Episode 2. I was saying to Jalapeno Bootyhole today on instant messenger that it feels really weird. I remember months ago that it used to stress me out just thinking about when we’d finish all this work. I told myself that if I put in the hours, that I was bound to get closer to the finish line, even though day to day it didn’t feel like we were getting any closer. ...

October 12, 2008 · 2 min · eviltrout

Review copies of Episode 2

Do you write about gaming in a magazine, newspaper, website or blog? If so, there’s a chance we’ll give you a free review copy of Forumwarz Episode 2! Just Contact Us with your contact information and the details of publication you write for. Thanks!

October 11, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Important Episode 2 Launch Details

We’re only one week away from the Launch of Forumwarz Episode 2! Here are some very important things you should know (even if you haven’t purchased Episode 2): Most game statistics have been changed and tuned This is in the best interests of keeping the game smooth and challenging, as well as balancing between the various player classes. Many things are weaker, many are stronger. Changes have been made to pretty much every attack, item and upgrade in the game. In fact, you’ll find that the new system includes many more upgrades for the same amount of upgrade points, (although they are weaker.) ...

October 8, 2008 · 2 min · eviltrout

Episode 2: Release Date

So after many many months of work, we’re delighted to announce that Forumwarz Episode 2 will be released on October 15th. People who purchase Episode 2 will get: A hilarious new storyline 21 new forums to pwn Brand new stores with shiny new equipment and consumables Many conversations with new and existing NPCs New and exciting puzzles, quests Class-specific missions A long and detailed text adventure game from flamebate superstar BirdOfPrey Boss battles A cool new way to interact with NPCs A new avatar for the character of your choice All players will get: ...

September 24, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Beta Eve Podcast

To celebrate the launch of tomorrow’s Episode 2 Beta, I recorded a podcast this afternoon. Download the MP3 (9MB). Jalapeno had some technical difficulties so it’s just me talking. As a gift, I’ve included a newly recorded audio tubmail of Bruce bear in the beginning!

September 14, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

The Episode 2 Beta

A lot of Episode 2 has come together over the last couple of weeks. I remember it being this way before we launched Episode 1. It seems to take forever to get the ball rolling, but near the end so much comes together so quickly! I included an illustration of a permanoob in our last update. It’s actually a tiny piece of our new homepage! For Episode 2 you’ll be greeted with a beautiful piece of artwork from the guys at Dooomcat. We liked their artwork so much that we had them re-design the character selection portraits too. I think our moderator, Mc Banhammer, had an orgasm when he saw the full artwork. ...

September 12, 2008 · 2 min · eviltrout