Mod Idol!

Forumwarz is looking for a great new moderator to help our team with day-to-day activities. It’s a fun, responsible position and it’ll give you access to the secret, inner bowels of the Forumwarz engine. If you’re interested, [url=http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/29981-mod-idol-we-re-looking-for-the-next-great-forumwarz-moderator]read this thread[/url] and tell us why you think you deserve the gig!

March 23, 2010 · 1 min · eviltrout

Mod Idol!

Forumwarz is looking for a great new moderator to help our team with day-to-day activities. It’s a fun, responsible position and it’ll give you access to the secret, inner bowels of the Forumwarz engine. If you’re interested, read this thread and tell us why you think you deserve the gig!

March 17, 2009 · 1 min · eviltrout

Help us design ads, win some BP!

I just created a thread in Flamebate for a new on-going contest we’re running. You might have noticed ads for Forumwarz around the web. They’ve worked out pretty well for us in the past, bringing in thousands of new players! We want to start running more ads around the web, but our current ones are getting quite stale (not to mention we only have them in certain sizes.) Do you know Photoshop or another paint program well? Do you have some funny (both NSFW and SFW) slogans in mind? If so, you can get some BP for your efforts! ...

December 22, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Contest: Forumwarz Comics

It’s been a while since we’ve run a contest, so today I’d like to announce The Forumwarz Comics contest. For those too lazy to click that underlined text above, it’s a contest where our users create comics featuring NPCs from Episode 1. We are rewarding funniest comic and best art, so you can enter even if you suck at drawing!

August 12, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Emo-ku masters revealed!

Here are the top winners of the Emo-ku poetry contest we recently ran. GRAND PRIZE WINNER Vuron New Christmas sweater My mom knitted it for me Trapped in woolen hell RUNNERS-UP MONGOLoidWARRIOR Cheer up everyone Your life could be a lot worse I have downs syndrome Kerridwen_Kali playground swing, chain creaks dead leaves dance beneath my feet i scare the toddlers More information, discussion and the rest of the top ten entries can be found in this nifty thread by Jalapeno. ...

June 24, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

New Contest: Emo Haiku!

Um, I guess I should’ve announced this a week ago when it started, but you still have a week to submit your “emo-ku,” or emo kid haiku, in our latest official Forumwarz contest. Check out the rules and submissions here!

June 17, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Announcing our Junk Contest winners!

We’re pleased to announce the winners of our Junk hunting contest! 1st Place - FAIL 2nd Place - L2 3rd Place - Crayoncakes, TUBSWEETIE and Wyrd (3-way tie!) On top of their prizes, them and many other players received New E-Peen. We were honestly blown away with the quality of the submissions! That’s why we decided to make 3rd place a 3-way tie. FAIL has a unique item.

May 27, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Forumwarz Contest: Post Your Crotch Zombification Vids!

We have a new contest for the month of March. We want people to post original videos of themselves, delivering a “crotch zombie” to a victim — willing or otherwise! What’s a crotch zombie? It’s when you put your hands over your crotch and start slowly walking towards your mark, impressing your groin upon them while moaning and assuming the vacant stare of the walking undead. It’s…it’s actually quite immature and stupid. And it’s the name of our parent company. Go figs! ...

March 6, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout