We’d taken down the INCIT test for a little while due to performance reasons. It’s back up now and we’re gathering a lot more data on how it performs. Check it out and help us make it a better product!

Our new Build is Published! Second Wife is a 3D virtual world where users can socialize, connect and marry multiple times using voice and chat. Join one of many user-created communes where you can specialize in gardening, animal husbandry, textile crafts, child-rearing, and spouse-swapping. Membership requires registration and a monthly tithe of 10% of your income. Second Wife is a bit of a challenge forum. You’ll find it much more difficult than any of the other forums in Episode 1. ...

We messed around and added a crapload of new word types this morning, based on user input: @pronoun_objective: you, me, it @pronoun_subjective: him, her @orifice: vagina, urethra, bellybutton @addiction: alcoholism, compulsive overeating, problem gambling @disabled: crippled, maimed @bodily_fluid: blood, pus, semen, bile, urine @vermin: rat, cockroach, midget @pet: cat, dog, weasel @dirty_sanchez: Angel Kiss, Icy Mike, Hot Karl, Pasadena Mudslide @cut: slice, slash, gash @band_metal: Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, A Perfect Circle ...

Two changes to Antifreeze were made tonight following this week’s round of Forumwarz Domination. You are now limited to 5 Antifreeze scoops a day. This resets at the same time as your forums and deliveries. It is no longer possible to earn Antifreeze scoops as an Emo while you have “Life After Death” enabled. For more background on this, our plans for Antifreeze in the future and a lot of discussion, check out this flamebate thread ...

The Forumwarz creative team is hard at work bringing you the Nexxt Episizzode of your favorite web-based parody role-playing game. Today’s agenda is tweaking the Camwhore class and giving her some new visual attacks. Hot chicks making out and an upcoming episode of Forumwarz?! Now that’s what I call fapworthy! Now if you’ll excuse us, we have lots of work to do. And by “work,” of course, we mean, “searching for more royalty-free pictures of softcore porn.” ...

We’ve just published Homicide Girls: Homicide girls is the internet’s #1 source of terrifying BDSM with gorgeous Goths. Are you hot for hack saw porn? Does the thought of a girl beating you unconscious with a rusty chain saw turn you on? Thousands of sexy ways to die are waiting just for you. Our next build will be Second Wife: Second Wife is a 3D virtual world where users can socialize, connect and marry multiple times using voice and chat. Join one of many user-created communes where you can specialize in gardening, animal husbandry, textile crafts, child-rearing, and spouse-swapping. Membership requires registration and a monthly tithe of 10% of your income. ...

While we’ve been working on Episode 2 for a long time, the pace of development is about to change. Jalapeno Bootyhole is now able to focus on the writing full time, and now that INCIT is live we have no other major features in the pipeline. Starting this week, we are going to really start pounding out Episode 2! I promised when I started this blog that I’d give updates as to its status and I plan to fulfill this promise in a spoiler-free way! ...

INCIT - New Stuff Results are shown even if there’s a 3-way tie or if there are no clear winners. We ditched the Theme. People weren’t sticking to it anyway so now you don’t have to worry about it. If someone does not vote their scoreboard now says “Disqualified” instead of a score of 0. Fixed a bug where some players wins were not being recorded properly. Sorry for all the players who lost out due to this one! ...

New Stuff New E-Peen(tm): Night of the Living Crotched, which went out to the winners of our video contest. More New E-Peen(tm): Collaborator, which has gone to several users who we have recognized as significant contributors to spoilerpedia. Merged the ForumBuildr v2.0 and Competition tabs into a new Multiplayer tab, which now contains a link to INCIT.

We’ve just launched The Hall of Shit, the INCIT winners gallery. Since we launched INCIT in test form a few days ago, we’ve created well over 800 posters so far. Browse the gallery, vote on your favorites, and feel free to send the funniest ones to your friends. Unlike much of Forumwarz, the gallery is reachable by people without accounts! Here are some of my favorites: Oh God, California Girls, Holy Jesus! and Larping. ...