E-Peenery

We’ve launched 6 new E-Peen(tm) types today! Leaderboard E-Peen(tm) Creative Inputer - For topping the INCIT wins leaderboard. Freemason - For topping the Highest Buildr Score leaderboard. High in Dietary Fiber - For topping the most Hall of Shit votes leaderboard. Assorted E-Peen(tm) Ol’ Spread-Eagle Eyes - For finding an inadvertent typo or textual error within the game. The Big Give - For successfully running a contest for BP. (Note: I don’t have a good list of who has previously run a contest for BP. If you have run one, or contributed BP to one, please Tubmail me the link to the contest in Flamebate and the name of the winner so I can check your records and award it!) ...

May 19, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Something Lawful

I just published our latest forum buiild, Something Lawful! Here’s the description: The Something Lawful forums allow litigious web surfers to procure legal advice from the internet’s top attorneys. Learn how to sue someone via AIM! How to subpoena someone through email! What can the verdict of Tubgirl v. Starwars Geek do for you? Find out today! Next week’s forum is the incredibly bizarre Dolphin Love: Do you like dolphins? What about whales? Come discuss your favorite Cetaceans with us! Post beautiful pictures of Duskys, Orcas, Bottlenoses and more in our friendly forums. Dolphins are so beautiful and graceful. I love them so much, and so should you. If you don’t love dolphins, come in anyway, and see what you’re missing. Dolphins have prehensile penises! HOW HOT IS THAT?! ...

May 19, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Site Updates - May 16

New Stuff Number of E-Peen(tm) are now shown beside your avatar in Flamebate and on your character page. Leaderboards are now restricted to users who have been active in the last month. Two New Leaderboards: Highest Buildr Score and Most Hall of Shit Votes. When viewing your ads, the expiry date for each ad is listed.

May 16, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Site Updates - May 14

New Stuff There are now Forumwarz Community ads in IDC and INCIT. As always they can be disabled by purchasing No Ads. They’re currently set to show up every 5 minutes, but if chat isn’t very busy it’ll wait longer to avoid filling up the whole window with ads. Lots of INCIT new stuff! Players’ top INCIT wins are now visible on their profile. You can also click a link to view them all for a particular character. Check out wins for our current INCIT champion, Orb. He’s won over 100 rounds! ...

May 14, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Site Updates - May 12

New Stuff You can see a player’s current domination team on their profile. Bug Fixes Stall posts now have a maximum length of 1024 characters. You can now only tubmail players once every 30 seconds. This is to prevent spamming.

May 12, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

PrayPal (and way more Flezz!)

We’ve just launched our latest forum build, PrayPal: Do you believe in a higher power? Do you have friends or family who don’t? With PrayPal, now you can change that! PrayPal is the revolutionary new feature that allows you to electronically send your faith to those heathens who won’t convert! Welcome to the official forums of PrayPal, where you can come and share your experiences, ask for help, or just send us more money for our faulty service! ...

May 12, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Site Updates - May 10

New Stuff We’ve added a page that lists all the Forumwarz Community Ads. If you have purchased ads, you can now track how well they’re doing on this new page. Subjects of Tubmail are included in the emails now. Bug Fixes Glyphs are now displayed properly in an emailed Tubmail.

May 10, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

New Features

Forumwarz Community Ads We’ve given the users to purchase text ads on our site for Brownie Points. Right now it costs 1BP to get a text ad in rotation for a week. You can use the text ads for pretty much any purpose you can think of, although they are subject to moderator approval before they start running. Some ideas for ads might be: Letting people know about your new klan Advertising a Flamebate thread, such as a contest, gimmick, etc. Poking fun at other players Brining attention to winners in the hall of shit Right now community ads are shown on the Character tabs, and at the bottom of Flamebate. ...

May 9, 2008 · 2 min · eviltrout

Domination Season Ending Soon!

Our very own BINGEBOT 2015 posted the following important announcement on Flamebate regarding Forumwarz Domination: We’ve been playing domination for 4 months now. And what does that mean? The current season of Domination is ending May 28th! That gives you 3 weeks to get your medals and earn your E-Peen™… WHAAA-? That’s right folks, 3 weeks and then E-Peens™ will be awarded to the top medal winners. All medal counts will be reset and we’ll start a fresh season. It’s safe to say that we’ll be doing this every 4 months to keep things fresh. Also, look forward to “feature week” in the new season, we’ve been discussing them here if you’d like more info. ...

May 8, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Site Updates - May 7

New Stuff Custom titles are now displayed on player profiles In Blackjack, Gamblebot now hits on Soft 17. Gamblebot now pays 6:5 instead 3:2 on Blackjack. Added Speed Runs for Homicide Girls, MemeBusters, HowStuffBreaks, Wiccapedia, The Urbane Dictionary and YouBoob. (That’s everything except Second Wife, kids!)

May 8, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout