PrayPal (and way more Flezz!)

We’ve just launched our latest forum build, PrayPal: Do you believe in a higher power? Do you have friends or family who don’t? With PrayPal, now you can change that! PrayPal is the revolutionary new feature that allows you to electronically send your faith to those heathens who won’t convert! Welcome to the official forums of PrayPal, where you can come and share your experiences, ask for help, or just send us more money for our faulty service! ...

May 12, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

New Features

Forumwarz Community Ads We’ve given the users to purchase text ads on our site for Brownie Points. Right now it costs 1BP to get a text ad in rotation for a week. You can use the text ads for pretty much any purpose you can think of, although they are subject to moderator approval before they start running. Some ideas for ads might be: Letting people know about your new klan Advertising a Flamebate thread, such as a contest, gimmick, etc. Poking fun at other players Brining attention to winners in the hall of shit Right now community ads are shown on the Character tabs, and at the bottom of Flamebate. ...

May 9, 2008 · 2 min · eviltrout

Site Updates - May 7

New Stuff Custom titles are now displayed on player profiles In Blackjack, Gamblebot now hits on Soft 17. Gamblebot now pays 6:5 instead 3:2 on Blackjack. Added Speed Runs for Homicide Girls, MemeBusters, HowStuffBreaks, Wiccapedia, The Urbane Dictionary and YouBoob. (That’s everything except Second Wife, kids!)

May 8, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

The INCIT test is back!

We’d taken down the INCIT test for a little while due to performance reasons. It’s back up now and we’re gathering a lot more data on how it performs. Check it out and help us make it a better product!

May 6, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Second Wife + Some updates

Our new Build is Published! Second Wife is a 3D virtual world where users can socialize, connect and marry multiple times using voice and chat. Join one of many user-created communes where you can specialize in gardening, animal husbandry, textile crafts, child-rearing, and spouse-swapping. Membership requires registration and a monthly tithe of 10% of your income. Second Wife is a bit of a challenge forum. You’ll find it much more difficult than any of the other forums in Episode 1. ...

May 6, 2008 · 2 min · eviltrout

New word types for that @ss

We messed around and added a crapload of new word types this morning, based on user input: @pronoun_objective: you, me, it @pronoun_subjective: him, her @orifice: vagina, urethra, bellybutton @addiction: alcoholism, compulsive overeating, problem gambling @disabled: crippled, maimed @bodily_fluid: blood, pus, semen, bile, urine @vermin: rat, cockroach, midget @pet: cat, dog, weasel @dirty_sanchez: Angel Kiss, Icy Mike, Hot Karl, Pasadena Mudslide @cut: slice, slash, gash @band_metal: Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, A Perfect Circle ...

May 3, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Antifreeze Changes

Two changes to Antifreeze were made tonight following this week’s round of Forumwarz Domination. You are now limited to 5 Antifreeze scoops a day. This resets at the same time as your forums and deliveries. It is no longer possible to earn Antifreeze scoops as an Emo while you have “Life After Death” enabled. For more background on this, our plans for Antifreeze in the future and a lot of discussion, check out this flamebate thread ...

May 1, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Homicide Girls and one small thing

We’ve just published Homicide Girls: Homicide girls is the internet’s #1 source of terrifying BDSM with gorgeous Goths. Are you hot for hack saw porn? Does the thought of a girl beating you unconscious with a rusty chain saw turn you on? Thousands of sexy ways to die are waiting just for you. Our next build will be Second Wife: Second Wife is a 3D virtual world where users can socialize, connect and marry multiple times using voice and chat. Join one of many user-created communes where you can specialize in gardening, animal husbandry, textile crafts, child-rearing, and spouse-swapping. Membership requires registration and a monthly tithe of 10% of your income. ...

April 28, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Site Updates - Apr 25

INCIT - New Stuff Results are shown even if there’s a 3-way tie or if there are no clear winners. We ditched the Theme. People weren’t sticking to it anyway so now you don’t have to worry about it. If someone does not vote their scoreboard now says “Disqualified” instead of a score of 0. Fixed a bug where some players wins were not being recorded properly. Sorry for all the players who lost out due to this one! ...

April 25, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout

Site Updates - Apr 24

New Stuff New E-Peen(tm): Night of the Living Crotched, which went out to the winners of our video contest. More New E-Peen(tm): Collaborator, which has gone to several users who we have recognized as significant contributors to spoilerpedia. Merged the ForumBuildr v2.0 and Competition tabs into a new Multiplayer tab, which now contains a link to INCIT.

April 25, 2008 · 1 min · eviltrout