We’ve changed your E-Peen(tm) count to be an E-Peen(tm) length.
It’s a much more interesting way of tallying your E-Peen(tm), since not every E-Peen(tm) is created equal.
In general, E-Peen(tm) that are harder to obtain increase your E-Peen(tm) length by more than those that are easy to get.
Your E-Peen(tm) length is a value in inches less than 13" – the first 6" is really easy to earn, the next 7" are much more difficult to pick up.
The length is calculated nightly based on all the E-Peen(tm) that are in circulation. As more E-Peen(tm) are added to the system, it automatically adjusts everyones length to take it into account.
Check out how well you fare. I’m a respectable 7.23"!