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ForumBuildr Stuff!

I’ve just published our latest forum build, Great Firewall of China. It is incredibly hard to beat. I figured that we have more than enough existing community forums to cover the regular spread of difficulty, why not bring it up a notch and see how you guys do?

I will give out E-Peen(tm) to anyone who beats it before Episode 2 is launched. It’s that hard!

Here’s the description of the forum:

Sorry excellent friends of the hallowed chairman! You no access internets because we despise capitalist spears of effluence! No googles! No Yahoos! No journalisms! Very Limited Porn Video Movies! All your intarnets are belong to our massive firewall! You not allowed trying go around wall reaching many other nonlegal webcities. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSTITUTED.

Our next forum will be Internet Movie DoucheBags

Do you constantly argue about movies? Is your ego directly correlated with other people’s opinions of your favorite film? If so, you’ll find yourself at home among the Internet Movie DoucheBags (IMDB). Mock the tastes of your obviously misguided companions, nitpick every detail of movies that most people only bothered to watch once, trade inane celebrity gossip, and use pretentious film-school terms to defend the movies you like.

One more thing…

Jalapeno Bootyhole just added over 70 new avatars to ForumBuildr. Should make the enemies slightly more exciting eh?


Written by eviltrout

June 2, 2008 at 2:09 AM

Posted in Home, News, Site Updates

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  1. It’s incredible cool to see our user-submitted avatars in the stock pile now.

    I wonder if we’ll see some changes on the Flezz leaderboard now that the Firewall is draining hundreds of consumables.


    June 2, 2008 at 2:09 AM

  2. Thanks! It wasn’t that hard but at least I had something to spend some flezz on:D


    June 2, 2008 at 2:09 AM

  3. That forum was insane, I hope nothing like that finds its way into episode 2.

    Fooh Mi

    June 2, 2008 at 2:09 AM

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