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Our Strangest Forum Build ever?

I just published Dolphin Love, and I think it’s the strangest forum we’ve ever built. Here’s the description:

Do you like dolphins? What about whales? Come discuss your favorite Cetaceans with us! Post beautiful pictures of Duskys, Orcas, Bottlenoses and more in our friendly forums. Dolphins are so beautiful and graceful. I love them so much, and so should you. If you don’t love dolphins, come in anyway, and see what you’re missing. Dolphins have prehensile penises! HOW HOT IS THAT?!

Next week’s build will be Great Firewall of China:

Sorry excellent friends of the hallowed chairman! You no access internets because we despise capitalist spears of effluence! No googles! No Yahoos! No journalisms! Very Limited Porn Video Movies! All your intarnets are belong to our massive firewall! You not allowed trying go around wall reaching many other nonlegal webcities. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSTITUTED.

Also, new ForumBuildr tools!

We’ve upgraded ForumBuildr a bit for our Episode 2 development and we figured we’d pass the new features on to to you guys right away since they seem pretty stable!

There are two new modifiers you can apply to words. One is ::s, and it makes a word type plural. So:

@penis::s would produce “pork swords” or “penises” depending on the random word. It’s better than just appending an “s” at the end since it will properly do the “es” where appropriate.

The second is ::ing, which gives you the present participle of a word type. This is usually the same as adding on “ing” to the end, but again it’s more clever about it.

@vomit::ing would produce “barfing” for example.

Finally, we have [nl] which can be used to insert new lines into posts.

Have fun with them guys!


Written by eviltrout

May 26, 2008 at 1:53 AM

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  1. I have to agree that it’s the oddest one.


    May 26, 2008 at 1:53 AM

  2. It’s quite amusing.


    May 26, 2008 at 1:53 AM

  3. I am always underwhelmed by the quality of submissions to forum buildr. It is 95% sex jokes, 4% good stuff and 1% worth keeping. This was especially true with this last forum. People should really try harder to make it funny.


    May 26, 2008 at 1:53 AM

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